я говорила, что я обстоятельный человек, да? и что я страшная зануда? да? а вот до чего я тут докопалась... ОЧЕНЬ смешноо-о-о!
Переводить все - у меня терпения не хватит, так что, если хотите принять участие в этом безумии - подписывайте в комментах перевод понравившейся фразы, я буду обновлять пост. с копирайтами
Term (Фраза): "Hakoiri Musume"
Definition (Перевод): Over-protected daughter.
Use It (Рекомендуемое использование): Say this to the parents of the girl you want to date.
Term: "Kono-Yaro"
Definition: Screw You!
Use It: Very carefully.
Term: "Gubi-Gubi"
Definition: The sound made when drinking.
Use It: To indicate to others you're a tad bit drunk.
Term: "Uso Baka Una"
Definition: You're Lying! (Пиздите, товарищ)
Use It: When your lover says "I couldn't find a phone". (Когда твой любовник говорит что-то типа "Не смог найти телефон")
Term: "Teme kono-yaro"
Definition: You Dirty Dog! (Ах, ты грязная собака!)
Use It: On your cheating lover. (В продолжение предыдущей фразы)
читать дальшеTerm: "Kaigi"
Definition: Talking too much.
Use It: To refer to the gossiping one in your circle of friends.
Term: "Sabetsu"
Definition: I wanna be different!
Use It: When you find yourself following too many trends.
Term: "Sobetsu Kai"
Definition: Enjoying being together. (Наслаждаюсь твоим обществом)
Use It: Right before a kiss. (Ну, прям перед поцелуем)
Term: "Ushiroyubi"
Definition: An outcast.
Use It: A superb name for your ex.
Term: "Amerika no onnanoko ga suki"
Definition: Do you like American girls? (Ну, тебе нравятся девчонки-американки?)
Use It: When flirting. *You can substitute otokonoko(boy) for onnanoko(girl). (Когда флиртуете. Можете при необходимости заменить девчонок на мальчишек.)
Term: "Gaki"
Definition: Shorty!
Use It: The supreme insult to a guy's manhood.
Term: "Ima Shiyo"
Definition: Let's do it now! (Давай сделаем это прямо сейчас!)
Use It: When you want someone bad. (Ну... Когда вы хотите сделать что-то плохое.)
Term: "Odwara Hyojo"
Definition: Let's delay it a bit! (А давай-ка мы это отложим немножко)
Use It: When you don't want someone bad. (Когда вы не хотете делать что-то плохое)
Term: "Taian"
Definition: Waiting for a lucky day. (Давай-ка подождем, пока звезды сложатся более удачно.)
Use It: When your lover wants to wait.
Term: "Gaijin Kusai"
Definition: Stink like a foreigner. (Воняешь, как иностранец)
Use It: If you hear this, use the next line as a comeback. (Если вы это слышите, используйте фразу - см. ниже)
Term: "Nande sonna koto dekiru no"
Definition: How could you! (Да как ты смеешь!)
Use It: When someone says something that really bugs ya. (Когда кто-то действительно достает вас.)
Term: "Tabako Kureru"
Definition: Can I have a cigarette? (
Use It: A good way to go up and start a conversation. (Хороший повод начать общение)
Term: "Biru wo nomimashoka"
Definition: Let's have a beer. (А давай-ка по пивку?)
Use It: Another way to start a conversation. (Еще один неплохой способ начать общение)
Term: "Moto chikaku ni oide"
Definition: Come closer to me. (Ближе,
Use It: Definitly keeps the conversation flowing. (Выводим общение на следующий уровень)
Term: "Damate"
Definition: Shut up! (Заткнись!)
Use It: Definitly ends the conversation. (Заканчиваем общение)
Term: "Ishin denshin"
Definition: Understanding each other's heartfelt feelings! (О... Вы понимаете, что у обоих сердца бьются в одном ритме...)
Use It: When it's true love. (Когда наступает
Term: "Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you! (Я тя люблю!)
Use It: Only when you truly mean it. (Использовать только в том случае, когда это действительно так)
Term: "Ippai Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you soooo much! (Ох, я ТАК сильно тебя люблю!)
Use It: To put a little more emphasis on I love you. (Добавьте специй в обычное "Я тя люблю")
Term: "Aishiteruyo zutto ippai"
Definition: I love you soooo much forever! (Я тя,
Use It: Before you ask someone to marry you. (Прямо перед тем, как попросить выйти за вас замуж)
Term: "Kekkon ishite kureru"
Definition: Will you marry me? (Выходи за меня?)
Use It: You'll need it if you say the last phrase. (Эта фраза вам понадобится сразу после предыдущей)
Term: "Jodanyo"
Definition: Just Joking! (Да прикалываюсь я просто!)
Use It: A good way to get out of something you didn't mean. (Хороший способ намекнуть, что вы этого на самом деле не имели ввиду)
Term: "Kuso"
Definition: Damn! (
Use It: If someone says Just Kidding, but you thought they were serious. (Это можно сказать, когда кто-то произнес предыдущую фразу в тот самый момент, когда вы подумали, что все серьезно)
Term: "Dame dayo"
Definition: You shouldn't have said it then!
Use It: A harsher way of letting someone know you didn't like the joke.
Term: "Namennayo"
Definition: Don't joke around with me!
Use It: Even harsher.
Term: "Shinjimae"
Definition: Go to hell!
Use It: The harshest!
Term: "Nampa Shita"
Definition: A hot-spot to flirt.
Use It: When describing where you want to hang out on Friday.
Term: "Kai Zen"
Definition: Nothing is ever good enough.
Use It: To relay the attitude of the princess you've been dating.
Term: "Kakoii"
Definition: A hottie. (Милашка)
Use It: Yell it at the cute guy singing Karaoke. (Простонать, когда видите, как хорошенький парень поет в караоке)
Term: "Kawaii"
Definition: A cutie. (Лапочка)
Use It: Whisper it in the ear of a sweet girl. (Прошептать, когда увидите хорошенькую девушку)
Term: "Kamatoto"
Definition: Acting a bit too innocent.
Use It: To describe the playboy who acts like a virgin.
Term: "Kankyo Zukuri"
Definition: Getting creative.
Use It: When throwing something unusual into the mix.
Term: "Okagesamade"
Definition: God's got my back. (
Use It: When you're taking some big risks- AKA being a wild thing. (Когда вы только что удачно выбрались из переделки)
Term: "Sairiyo"
Definition: Recycling the past.
Use It: When an ex brings up old news in a fight.
Term: "Sawayaka"
Definition: Satisfying sensual pleasure. (Удовлетворение чувственного удовольствия)
Use It: As a compliment. (Ну... Это комплимент такой)
Term: "Akogare"
Definition: Doing without.
Use It: When you aren't getting any.
Term: "Aka Chochin"
Definition: The red light district.
Use It: To describe where you finally got some.
Term: "Dame Oshi"
Definition: Make damn sure! (Да, я,
Use It: When you want to be absolutely positively sure. (Когда вы абсолютно уверены в чем-то)
Term: "Iki Gai"
Definition: Glad to be alive!
Use It: When you almost get caught cheating.
Term: "Hansei"
Definition: Don't get caught.
Use It: When you decide to cheat again.
Term: "Uchi No Kaisha"
Definition: Don't screw with my buddies. (
Use It: To let others know you've got your friend's back. (Когда хотите дать понять кому-то, что вы следите за обстановкой. И за своими друзьями - тоже. И в обиду их не дадите!)
Term: "Tsumaranai Mono"
Definition: Keep that worthless thing!
Use It: As parting words with your ex's new lover.
Term: "Kandan Kai"
Definition: Let's chat. (Поболтаем?)
Use It: A good way to go up and start a conversation. (Хороший способ начать общаться)
Term: "Kei Haku Tan Sho"
Definition: Light, Skinny, Short, and Tiny. (Легкая, худенькая, миниатюрная)
Use It: To describe your dream girl. (Описываем девушку своей мечты)
Term: "Kikkake"
Definition: Poser.
Use It: To describe the 'wanna-be' you know.
Term: "Shiran Kao"
Definition: Keeping a straight face.
Use It: As in- 'How can you keep a straight face, I know your lying'.
Term: "Aiso Warai"
Definition: Watch out for fake faces.
Use It: As a warning for the last two phrases.
Term: "Agetsurau"
Definition: Constantly finding fault.
Use It: To describe a picky person.
Term: "Atari Mae"
Definition: It goes without saying!
Use It: When someone asks 'Do you love me'.
Term: "Chusei Shin"
Definition: Extremely loyal.
Use It: To describe your best buddy.
Term: "Danson Johi"
Definition: Men before women.
Use It: Don't ever say this!
Term: "Gijiroku"
Definition: Being Flexible.
Use It: To describe a non-exclusive relationship.
Term: "Hara No Mushi"
Definition: A gut feeling.
Use It: When you just know something isin't right.
Term: "Iroke"
Definition: Female charms.
Use It: To describe the way the cutie was flirting with you.
Term: "Juken Jigoku"
Definition: A trip through hell.
Use It: When refering to a bad relationship.
Term: "Kuchi Kome"
Definition: Gossip.
Use It: To express hearsay.
Term: "Awaseru Kao Ga Nai"
Definition: To be extremely ashamed.
Use It: After you have really screwed up.
Term: "Watari Ni Fune"
Definition: Saved the day!
Use It: When you jumped in at the right moment.
Term: "Onobori San"
Definition: Country Bumpkin
Use It: To describe someone from the sticks.
Term: "Happo Bijin"
Definition: Trying to please everyone.
Use It: To describe a two faced person.
Term: "Kao Ga Hiroi"
Definition: To be widely known.
Use It: If you say a name and everyone knows who it is, use this phrase.
Term: "Ashi Wo Arau"
Definition: Start over.
Use It: When you've decided to clean up your act.
Term: "Nakitsura Ni Hachi"
Definition: When it rains, it pours.
Use It: When you've been getting a lot of bad breaks.
Term: "Haippari Dako"
Definition: Mr. or Ms. Popularity.
Use It: To describe the one everyone wants to know.
Term: "Tatsu Tori Ata Wo Nigosazu"
Definition: End it on a good note.
Use It: When the break up was clean.
Term: "Onaji Ana No Mujina"
Definition: Partners in crime.
Use It: To describe your best bud.
Term: "Neko Mo, Shakushi Mo"
Definition: Everyone and his brother.
Use It: To tell everyone how many people your ex slept with.
Term: "Mizu Shoubai"
Definition: A shady business.
Use It: To refer to a girl you've seen working at a love hotel.
Term: "Suna Wo Kamu You"
Definition: A dull life.
Use It: To talk about life without a good lover.
Term: "Onaji Kama No Meishi Wo Kutta"
Definition: Been through a lot together.
Use It: When your lover & you have lasted through it all.
Term: "Kouin Ya No Gotoshi"
Definition: Time Flies.
Use It: When you're having fun.
Term: "Onna San Nin Yoreba Kashimashii"
Definition: Women gossip too much!
Use It: Don't use this one either.
Term: "Ni No Ashi Wo Fumu"
Definition: Having second thoughts.
Use It: A good way to let others know you're hesitant.
Term: "Ishin Deshin"
Definition: Wordless understanding.
Use It: When you are literally finishing someone's sentences.
Term: "Mizu Ni Nagasu"
Definition: Forgive and forget.
Use It: When you decide to let bygones be bygones.
Term: "Uri Futatsu"
Definition: Two peas in a pod.
Use It: To describe the the cutest couple you know.
Term: "Takane No Hana"
Definition: Out of your league.
Use It: To describe the princess at the bar.
Term: "Ana Ga Attara Hairitai"
Definition: I want to crawl in a hole and die.
Use It: When everyone laughs at your new dance moves.
Term: "Ushirogami Wo Hikareru Omoi"
Definition: Feeling supreme reluctance.
Use It: When your contemplating getting on the dance floor again.
Term: "Abata Mo Ekubo"
Definition: Pimples look like dimples.
Use It: When love is blind.
Term: "Mushi No Iki"
Definition: Almost dead.
Use It: When you know the relationship has gone south.
Term: "Hachi No Su Wo Tsutsuita You"
Definition: Unbelievibly chaotic and frenzied.
Use It: To describe the scene at Tokyo's new night club.
Term: "Chan Pon"
Definition: Ka-Boom! (as in an explosion)
Use It: If you're mixing some very lethal drinks.
Term: "Baka Wa Shinanakya Naoranai"
Definition: Once a fool, always a fool.
Use It: We all know someone like this.
Term: "Asameshi Mae"
Definition: A piece of cake!
Use It: When someone asks you if you have a chance with the cute girl.
Term: "Ju Nin Toiro"
Definition: Different strokes for different folks.
Use It: When defending your kinky side!
Term: "Yariman"
Definition: Slut!
Use It: Very cautiously.
Term: "Da-chu No"
Definition: Dutch Pose (A pose meant to show off your breasts).
Use It: When taking photos.
Term: "Kosho Benjo"
Definition: Public toilet.
Use It: To describe someone who will let anyone use them.
Term: "Anata Ga Hoshii"
Definition: I want you.
Use It: Very often- Ha Ha.
Term: "Kizushite"
Definition: Kiss me.
Use It: Use this one often too.
Term: "Anata Wa Ichiban"
Definition: You're the best.
Use It: When you've decided you'd like to keep this lover in bed a little longer.
Term: "Tottemo Kimochii"
Definition: That feels really good.
Use It: At the right moment.
Term: "Iku! Iku!"
Definition: Ummm... I am having a climax.
Use It: You'll know when.
Term: "Koko Ni Kizushite"
Definition: Kiss me right here.
Use It: When pointing to a specific spot.
Term: "Mo Owari"
Definition: Finished already?!.
Use It: With a guy who jumps the gun.
Term: "Kande"
Definition: Bite me.
Use It: If you're kinky.
Term: "Hinin Shite"
Definition: Will you use protection?
Use It: When you aren't ready for babies.
Term: "Motto Hayaku"
Definition: Faster!
Use It: In the heat of the moment.
Term: "Motto Fukaku"
Definition: Deeper!
Use It: With the phrase before this one.
Term: "Kini Itta"
Definition: Was it good for you?
Use It: After a few hours of lovin'.
Term: "Yokkata Wa"
Definition: It was superb!
Use It: As a reply to the last phrase.
Term: "Mo Ikkai"
Definition: Wanna do it again?
Use It: If you're ready for more!
Term: "Iroppi"
Definition: You're sexy.
Use It: As a pick up line.
Term: "Me Wo Tojite"
Definition: Close your eyes.
Use It: During foreplay.
Term: "Kirei Na Karada"
Definition: You've got a hot body.
Use It: As a wonderful compliment.
Term: "Chigan Sutairu Wo Tameshitai"
Definition: Let's try a new posistion.
Use It: If the lovin' isin't so good anymore.
Term: "Bakku De Shiyou"
Definition: Let's try doggy style.
Use It: When you really want to have fun.
Term: "Shikkusu Nain De Shiyou"
Definition: Let's try sixty nine.
Use It: I don't think you need me to tell you when to use this.
Term: "Sono Shitagi Suteki Ne"
Definition: Those are nice undies.
Use It: When you can actually see them. Ha Ha.
Term: "Kofun Shite Kichatta"
Definition: I'm getting horny.
Use It: When... Well... You know when.
Term: "Konya Atte"
Definition: Be with me tonight.
Use It: When you wanna get some.
Term: "Anata To Netai"
Definition: I want to sleep with you.
Use It: As a more direct approach.
Term: "Ookii Ne"
Definition: It's big, isin't it.
Use It: A great male ego booster.
Term: "Chotto Chisai Ne"
Definition: It's a little small, huh.
Use It: A great male ego deflator.
Term: "Hinin Suru No Wasurechatta"
Definition: I forgot to use a condom.
Use It: And you'll be in big trouble buddy